Yet Another Blog

So, it seems that everyone with internet access and a keyboard has their own blog. That’s right, not even a monitor is required. In fact, if you plug your keyboard directly into a phone jack and start typing, I’m certain your recap of what you did for lunch will be posted somewhere on the internet. What’s more, if I remember correctly, I already had about five or six blogs before I opened up a new account here, all of which I update every…never. I guess what I’m trying to say is that there is absolutely no reason that I should start a new blog. I already have my fair share, and the world definitely doesn’t need another person to talk about pointless celebrity gossip or share their views about international conflicts or satisfy some exhibitionist urges by writing as if they’re unaware that their personal diary is open to be read by everyone on the internet.

However, as much as I want to spare everyone from another blog in an already endless ocean of blogs, I have trouble suppressing my urge to talk aimlessly about nothing. I guess that’s why I always had “Talks too much” as a comment on my report cards from elementary school through high school. So, with that said, here’s to another blog that no one will read. Maybe I’ll make someone laugh along the way, accidentally get myself fired, or shame my entire family by posting pictures of myself doing something so embarrassing that it should never be put anywhere near a computer let alone posted online.

Assuming I don’t forget this exists or just get even more cripplingly lazy, this will be yet another place for me to say absolutely nothing in the form of run-on sentences, grammatical errors and meandering thoughts.

Hooray!